I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
