That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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