Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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