Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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