Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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