oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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