But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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