alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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