I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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