i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
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