So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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