covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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