Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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