plz talk dirty to me
On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
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