I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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