he puts the penis in happiness.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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