What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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