3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
