He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
