I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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