so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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