Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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