Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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