Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
