Walk of Shame. In a state park.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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