I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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