I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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