it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
So many bounce houses so little time
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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