This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize