I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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