Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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