so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
