Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
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