it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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