she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just want nice things and good sex
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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