UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
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