Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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