Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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