is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
