Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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