my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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