That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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