Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
