Already got asked if we're dating
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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