ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Can you bring me the toilet please
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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