How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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