I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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