hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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