I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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