I heard we made out
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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