Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Randomize
