It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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