ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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