Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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