She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
