YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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