I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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