you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The Olympian is in my bed
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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