Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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